I'm glad the "NOTE" is there, but it's not enough. Can decapitate with a single strum of a chord. The Harpists): Can strum ghosts and knives at 200 mph from their harp. One stare into her lollipop will make you relive bad memories.
Tailor: Deadly steel rings can knock down evildoers and evil spirits.Forms tornadoes 200 feet high with winds of 354 mph. Donut: Slams foes with his baking rod at 153 mph.Possesses the fastest kung fu fighting style ever. The Beast: Transforms body into a slimy bullfrog.Brother Sum: Killer breath can bring any man or woman to their knees.Screams at 3,031 decibels that have made men's ears bleed. Landlady: Speeds at 252 mph to form dust clouds 104 feet high.Landlord: Kisses and accosts women at speeds of 132 mph.Crushes any man or woman in his seating path. Creates earthquakes of 8.8 on the Richter scale. Sing's Sidekick: Eats a 12 course meal in 3.3 minutes flat.Busts through metal, copper, and granite. Sing: Blasts running speeds up to 250 mph.NOTE: These slightly exaggerated special abilities were mentioned in a U.S. Kowloonese 23:13, 23 October 2006 (UTC) Lame "Powers" text I meant to say many different disciplines of martial arts, such as fists, kicks, staff, qigong etc. I wrote that paragraph originally back in Aug 2005. I think it's referring to the number of martial arts, not the practicers - tinlv7 tinlv was right. "Many early fight scenes were packed with real Chinese martial art ists." "Many early fight scenes were packed with real Chinese martial arts." I think that the Axe Gang just took the Beast as their leader (at least to kill Landlord and Landlady) and that after sing defeated the Beast, ending the assassination attempt, the gang fell into disarray. is this part of some mythology/history?Įdited some of the plot information to note that he saves the town by defeating the Axe Gang and its hired assasins, not a "toad-human lifeform" (Which, by the way, The Beast wasn't.).Īctually, the Beast killed Brother Sum and Sing just beat up the rest of the Axe Gang (again). There's an axe gang in one of the Drunken Master movies too.
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